Ten good things about winter

1.You don't have to cut the grass
2.you can save space in your refrigerator by keeping your beer outside
3.Jehovah's Witnesses dont tend to come out when the weather is bad!
4. you are not expected to spend all day on saturdays trying to get a barbecue lit and running
5.It's REALLY funny when people slip on ice
6.if you get snowed in you dont have to go to work
7. You can finally play with that free torch you got at the petrol station
8. your Mum stops bringing round Quiche and starts bringing home made soup and stews instead
9.you can breath in the conservatory without scorching your lungs
10.Ever watched ducks trying to land on a frozen pond?? It's HILARIOUS!!

Perhaps Winter is not so bad after all.